Wolf Gang, Stay Dope

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Okay, if you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone takes 2, what do you have?

Me: 10, and a dead body

4:33 am • 30 December 2012 • 378,221 notes

d3featist:

dorkay:

les-miserable:

nonamesareleft:

imagine getting to spend the night in this bed next to someone you love, discussing big and small things or just breathing next to each other while the cars and the city lights dimly light up the mountains and remind you that the world never ever goes to sleep. every night. i’d fucking love that.

I could cry. This is forever going to be a dream of mine.

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